Well, if you insist: Roy KP!
You must be younger than I am AT. In my day, KP signified not nuts but chewing gum.
"KP penny a packet,
First you chew it then you crack it."
Oh, the excitement when the handle of the machine had the arrow pointing forward, giving two packets rather than one. Or was that only Beech Nut?
PS I have only just realised the significance of the "expletive deleted" symbols in Neil Swore-brick. Very clever!