David lived in Marcham, two miles west of Abingdon
If that had been used by the F.L., instead of Abingdon ,the commentators could have had as much fun with a sending off (march them) of his as they did with a Ray Lewis (great, book them) caution instead of the more well known nearby Leatherhead
Likewise, I am sure that the headline writers would have been on alert if we had a FL referee from the Bedfordshire village of Card-ington ; from the Manchester suburb of Walk-den ; or from the Cambridgeshire town of March !