Lest I should be accused, not for the first time, of dereliction of duty, I had better make it known that I intended to go to the FA Cup replay at Albion Sports. I made it to the bus stop, the bus didn't and the next one, half an hour later, would have been too late.
Instead, I offer this snippet from today's Tipping Point. The eventual winner, who described himself as researcher in linguistics, was asked which character in the Bible performed The Dance of the 7 Veils. His answer, Jesus, created a disagreeable mental image.