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Re: Pyramid Patrol 2022/23
« Reply #165 on: Sun 26 Feb 2023 18:58 »
A very reasonable request,cwh! I sit next to a former player at NCEL level, and subsequently a referee. He is noted for an impressively loud voice when berating opposition players and referees so SEPAR stands wholly unofficially for Stentorian Ex-Player And Referee.

In similar vein I have used the acronym UACSOTF - standing for Up And Coming Star Of The Future. Mr Hallam may well come close to that one, but a more testing game would be needed to earn it.

As for YLOMA - a Young Lady Of My Acquaintance.

I hope that clarifies things for you!
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Re: Pyramid Patrol 2022/23
« Reply #166 on: Sun 26 Feb 2023 19:21 »
A very reasonable request,cwh! I sit next to a former player at NCEL level, and subsequently a referee. He is noted for an impressively loud voice when berating opposition players and referees so SEPAR stands wholly unofficially for Stentorian Ex-Player And Referee.

In similar vein I have used the acronym UACSOTF - standing for Up And Coming Star Of The Future. Mr Hallam may well come close to that one, but a more testing game would be needed to earn it.

As for YLOMA - a Young Lady Of My Acquaintance.

I hope that clarifies things for you!

Thanks  - I don't have any YLOMA at the moment as I presume you do!!!!!
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Re: Pyramid Patrol 2022/23
« Reply #167 on: Mon 27 Feb 2023 11:07 »
I know it as  Sport and Exercise Psychology Accreditation Route but not sure that fits with JCFC's post!
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Re: Pyramid Patrol 2022/23
« Reply #168 on: Mon 27 Feb 2023 11:57 »
I know it as  Sport and Exercise Psychology Accreditation Route but not sure that fits with JCFC's post!

Well, that's the first time JCFC and Exercise have ever appeared in the same sentence.
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Re: Pyramid Patrol 2022/23
« Reply #169 on: Sun 05 Mar 2023 22:09 »
Tell me the story often
For I forget so soon.
The "early rain" of morning
Has passed away by noon.

Or maybe not for every one, as the attendance fell yet again. JCFC, however, once more made his way to

Saturday 4th March 2023
NPL Division 1 East
Brighouse Town   1   v   2   Dunston
Sam Wright; Gordon Greaves, Daniel McKee.

The details of this old, old story may change slightly week by week, but the plot remains substantially the same. A rather lightweight Brighouse. struggling against a physically stronger side, tries, but ultimately lacks composure and comes up short. The SEPAR muttered after five minutes that he would happily settle for 0-0. The first half was largely devoid of incident, bar a lecture for a visiting boss. Dunston claimed a penalty at one stage, Mr Wright immediately giving a corner. It may be that he did not have a chance to get an angle on the challenge; on the other hand, given Dunston's previous moaning and ridiculous appealing, he could just as well have been correct. In a repetition of the previous week, Brighouse conceded a penalty with an ill-judged attempt at a tackle on 43 minutes and went to the break a goal down.

Brighouse showed greater spirit in the second half, earning two yellow cards in the early stages, before breaking away on 79 minutes to score an equaliser. Their hopes were raised still further when a challenge by the visiting number 7 was so late that it constituted an assault. JCFC immediately thought "red card" and after a little thinking time, Mr Wright agreed. A couple of Dunston fans noisily disagreed, but they would, wouldn't they? Brighouse pressed for the much needed three points, creating chances, but a combination of good blocks and inaccurate finishing prevented them from scoring, while Dunston still looked dangerous on the break. On 88 minutes Dunston won a corner. JCFC remarked glumly that we had seen this scenario before - but something strange happened, as a home defender rose and actually managed to head the ball clear. As five minutes of added time was announced (reasonable, given a serious-looking injury to a home full back) the SEPAR was hoping for full-time, even against ten men. He had acquired an equally loud Town fan - never seen before - with a strange (estuarine?) accent and a heavily copulatory vocabulary, who was adamant that Town should be going for the win. This week it was he who ended with egg on his face, as Dunston lifted a free-kick beyond the far post, where it was headed back for the Dunston sub to nod home the winner. As they say, it's the hope that kills you.

AR McKee was unfamiliar, but had served in the army for a decade and in addition to his day job was a professional Thai boxer. Not a chap to mess with. Mr Wright started well, earning Brownie points for his long sleeves - which he promptly squandered on the quarter hour by rolling them up, John Yates style. He showed a good grasp of what constituted a foul, and importantly, what did not and used the appropriate sanctions. A good afternoon's work for the officials, another disappointing evening for the home faithful. Will JCFC be there again on Monday? Very probably - and there will no doubt be even more room in the ground.
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Re: Pyramid Patrol 2022/23
« Reply #170 on: Mon 06 Mar 2023 09:27 »
Thank you for another splendid report JCFC.  Kate Hankey, a peripheral member of the wonderful Clapham Sect, of course wrote about "the early dew of morning" though I have no doubt about the early rain in Brighouse.

I suspect that for those lower in the Pyramid the glory, if any such there be, is anything but empty and the cost is paid by the faithful supporters.

Please be assured of my enormous appreciation of your match reports. Indeed these words are most apposite :-

" Tell me the story always,
      If you would really be,
   In any time of trouble,
      A comforter to me "

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Re: Pyramid Patrol 2022/23
« Reply #171 on: Mon 06 Mar 2023 12:28 »
"Early dew" is of course correct. I thought that, even as I typed "rain," so I fished out a hymn book and a magnifying glass to check and read "rain." A further check in the same book in the light of Whistleblowers gentle correction showed that it had said "dew" all along. That shows how little credence can be attached to my view of events on or off the field.

"Dew" is much more appropriate, not least because early rain in Brighouse is quite likely to last all day, and possibly most of the night.
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Re: Pyramid Patrol 2022/23
« Reply #172 on: Mon 06 Mar 2023 13:32 »
The precipitation patterns in Yorkshire must be quite different to those of Suffolk where I was brought up where the expression "rain before seven, fine before eleven " was often quoted and invariably proved correct. Being near the coast and not near significant hills meant weather fronts were blown in and out quite quickly.

Your post JCFC has brought back all sorts of gentle and sentimental memories for me. 'Tell me the old, old story' was one of my Grandmother's favourite hymns together with 'The old rugged Cross'. She was a staunch Wesleyan Methodist and would sometimes sing them when doing her housework. Even more telling for me is the fact that when, as a child, I was seeking to invent some excuse for wrongdoing or else trying to inveigle some special treatment or other, my dear late Mama would sing  'Tell me the old, old story'

I am in danger of getting maudlin; I have been humming the tune to myself for much of the morning.


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Re: Pyramid Patrol 2022/23
« Reply #173 on: Mon 06 Mar 2023 14:28 »
Whistleblower's  memories set me too off on a nostalgia trip. My granny used to take me in alternate weeks to the Women's Guild and the Sewing Circle at Gledholt Methodists. I have to confess that I preferred the latter - the upturned lid of the old manual sewing machine made a most pleasing boat.
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Re: Pyramid Patrol 2022/23
« Reply #174 on: Mon 06 Mar 2023 14:32 »
With all that early subliminal knowledge, I bet you do a mean chain stitch JCFC

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Re: Pyramid Patrol 2022/23
« Reply #175 on: Mon 06 Mar 2023 14:37 »
Not so, I'm afraid, but I am admirably qualified in the lazy daisy - well, the first half of that anyway!
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Re: Pyramid Patrol 2022/23
« Reply #176 on: Mon 06 Mar 2023 14:40 »
I expect you have one of those rotating wheels in the middle of your dining room table as well !

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Re: Pyramid Patrol 2022/23
« Reply #177 on: Tue 07 Mar 2023 11:00 »
I do hope you were at Brighouse last night JCFC - sounded incident packed!

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Re: Pyramid Patrol 2022/23
« Reply #178 on: Tue 07 Mar 2023 16:43 »
I do hope you were at Brighouse last night JCFC - sounded incident packed!

JCFC must have upset ell rather badly for him to hope that he had to endure the miserable evening at

Monday 6th March 2023
NPL Division 1 East
Brighouse Town   1   v   1   Sheffield
Arran Williams; Dean Grant, Abdul Hakimy.

As predicted the attendance had fallen once again - to just 168. After Saturday's defeat, Town got off to a good start. On 5 minutes a home attacker was fouled as he ran into the goal area. Mr Williams immediately blew for the penalty. In the lengthy discussion that ensued, it was not clear when Mr Williams showed the red card - indeed, the SEPAR had not noticed the dismissal until JCFC pointed out the player trudging down the touchline towards the dressing rooms. Given the position, JCFC tended to sympathise with Mr Williams, but was in a minority, even the home manager declaring that it should not have been a dismissal offence. The keeper got a hand to the spot kick, but could not keep it out. Sheffield lost two further players to injuries in quick time, finding themselves without a regular centre-back. JCFC showed his naivety, assuming that the way to make their numerical advantage tell was to use the space and stretch the opposition by retaining possession and passing the ball. Brighouse, aware of Sheffield's makeshift defence opted for long balls forward, with Sheffield, understandably content to respond in kind - looking the sharper when they did so. Town were indeed fortunate on a couple of occasions that the visitors failed to take their chances. On 43 minutes, JCFC remarked that it was the time that Town concede penalties. Not so this time, merely a free-kick, which led to a header which the home keeper should have saved rather than parrying to an attacker to equalise.

Spectators of all persuasions were of the opinion that what we had witnessed bore little resemblance to football, just kick and rush, and the second half proved no different. JCFC lost the will to live and to keep track of what was happening (if anything) on the field. On 83 minutes a Town defender had a tug at an opponent on the far side of the penalty area - clearly an attack-stopper, but unless there was some extra skulduggery the position did not seem to suggest that any goal-scoring opportunity was sufficiently obvious to merit the red card that resulted. Five minutes later the home captain jumped into an aerial challenge. Mr Williams must have spotted something not apparent from the stand as Brighouse were reduced to nine men. They picked up a further yellow - it was hard to keep track of cautions, Mr Williams being less than demonstrative in his showing of cards. The point gained lifted Town briefly one position further from the relegation zone, but provided no pleasure for the locals.

Mr Williams had refereed, reasonably well, at Brighouse in January. On this occasion he was under pressure following the early red card and his decisions were regularly contested by players, coaches and spectators. There were a number of free-kicks - though it was by no means a dirty game - and many of them were perhaps soft. A soft foul, we know, is still a foul, but as on his previous visit, there appeared to be a few occasions when clean tackles were penalised. Sadly, he never quite appeared on top of events - an evening he will probably not have greatly enjoyed. In that, he joined the vast majority of spectators. so much so that not even the presence of number 1 Jack seems likely to tempt JCFC to Liversedge tonight.
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Re: Pyramid Patrol 2022/23
« Reply #179 on: Wed 08 Mar 2023 03:51 »
The precipitation patterns in Yorkshire must be quite different to those of Suffolk where I was brought up where the expression "rain before seven, fine before eleven " was often quoted and invariably proved correct. Being near the coast and not near significant hills meant weather fronts were blown in and out quite quickly.

Your post JCFC has brought back all sorts of gentle and sentimental memories for me. 'Tell me the old, old story' was one of my Grandmother's favourite hymns together with 'The old rugged Cross'. She was a staunch Wesleyan Methodist and would sometimes sing them when doing her housework. Even more telling for me is the fact that when, as a child, I was seeking to invent some excuse for wrongdoing or else trying to inveigle some special treatment or other, my dear late Mama would sing  'Tell me the old, old story'

I am in danger of getting maudlin; I have been humming the tune to myself for much of the morning.


Having been an organist at Methodist chapels for over thirty years I found the use of 'Tell me' certainly declined    fairly rapidly  and I don't recall playing it for many years   - replaced by 'modern hymns' which many of the older congregations struggle with - and still do  in smaller Chapels where some organists find 'modern'rhythms difficult to play
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